You Should Have Paid Attention In English Class

I'm so adjective...Do you remember sitting in school thinking, “When am I ever going to use this stuff in the real world?” I am about to vindicate your 8th grade English teacher. That’s right, there is finally a reason to know the difference between an adjective and a noun.

This in not just an academic or intellectual exercise either.  It is actually going to impact your life right now. So suck it up and listen this time (unlike 8th grade).